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[merrycaepa]

Dear Stretch Marks:

Dude. I have lost weight. Why are you replicating?

No love,

MC

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Dear Neck/Shoulders/Back

No one cares if they can play chords on you right now. Please allow me use of my right shoulder again.

Thanks,

MC

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Dear Liver

Look, I'm sorry about the two-a-day Excedrine thing right now, but it's presently all that's keeping several people alive right now. And? You can be replaced. So step it up, bitches

MC

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Dear Exchange Agency

I do not appreciate you dropping my monthly stipend by 20% without warning. And we hadn't even gotten to know each other yet!

Even less love than my stretch marks,

MC

Comments

[merrycaepa.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Yeah, I know I don't want the liver replacement - it's more of a distant threat than reality.

Re stretch marks: I look like those pictures of undersea geography that they put in science textbooks! ...Sigh. As long as my skin doesn't actually fissure, I'll live. Good to have a med student to reassure me of these things, though....

Love.