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[merrycaepa]

Dear Stretch Marks:

Dude. I have lost weight. Why are you replicating?

No love,

MC

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Dear Neck/Shoulders/Back

No one cares if they can play chords on you right now. Please allow me use of my right shoulder again.

Thanks,

MC

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Dear Liver

Look, I'm sorry about the two-a-day Excedrine thing right now, but it's presently all that's keeping several people alive right now. And? You can be replaced. So step it up, bitches

MC

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Dear Exchange Agency

I do not appreciate you dropping my monthly stipend by 20% without warning. And we hadn't even gotten to know each other yet!

Even less love than my stretch marks,

MC

Comments

[courageandgrace.livejournal.com]

Don't tell your liver it can be replaced... Really, you don't want that... ;)
And not everyone is blessed with great connective tissue, so we get stretch marks, that's not nice but it's hereditary, so we can do little against it. (Some people don't even get marks when they lose 50 pounds, some people get them while they just grow up...)

*hugs*

[merrycaepa.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Yeah, I know I don't want the liver replacement - it's more of a distant threat than reality.

Re stretch marks: I look like those pictures of undersea geography that they put in science textbooks! ...Sigh. As long as my skin doesn't actually fissure, I'll live. Good to have a med student to reassure me of these things, though....

Love.